Ladies Groups Pillows

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

I could have danced all night!

A day at the races

Wal-Mart Ruling

Superheroes Having a Drink

Bingo night.

"Botox."

The Stages of Wine

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Botox...'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Gorgeous Groovers.

'That's our group plan.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Absinthe Fairy.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."

Ladies Day

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."

"She's had so much done she's not even biodegradable."

Girls night!

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'I love it when people insist on matching their drink.'

Aint no man worth the salt of my tears!

Ladies Night

"Oh, yes, it's ladies night..."

'My perfume? Actually, it's called 'insect repellent' but at the moment it doesn't seem to be working.'

Oh what I wouldn't give for a knight out on the town.