Ladder Lugger Mugs

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

When's the truck going to be fixed?

"Aha! - the pygmy village must be nearby..."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Hiding the electronics.

The Hobby Store

Upward Progress

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"The boss can see you now."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Building business relations.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Texturing the Walls

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Ladder of Success.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

Wallpapering with Nails

Painting

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."