Ladder Climber Mugs

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

Climbing to the top.

'Sometimes, I feel that we may be a bit out of touch with our employees.'

"Here's your problem."

Career Progression Ladder

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

Firefighter Job Interviews

Climbing the New Ladder of Success.

"I'm a partner trapped in an associate's body."

The consequences of over ambition.

Pecking order spats take their toll.

Career Ladder - You Are Here

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

YOU ARE HERE

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

Wallpapering with Nails

Man at top of corporate ladder destroying rungs.

"I worked my whole life to get to the top, only to find that I'm afraid of heights!"

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

'It must be some sort of medical phenomenon that all the men in one office are afraid of heights.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Ladder of Success. My girlfriend dumped me when she found out that I have a fear of heights.

'I survive here because I understand the pecking order.'

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

'The first one to last 8-seconds in the mechanical executive chair...'

"I'm in charge of the research project, but I want to be in charge of ALL the research projects."

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"So, which rung are you on my corporate ladder?"

"I like my job but I don't like being number 2 in the company."

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'