Ladder Climbing Gifts

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

Climbing into the bathtub

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

Upward Progress

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Rock Climber

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss can see you now."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"