Lactose Lamenter T-Shirts

Celebrate their quirky dairy love with our lactose lamenter T-shirts, featuring witty slogans and fun designs that make a playful statement about dairy dilemmas.

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"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow." mockup

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

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What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans. mockup

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

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'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.' mockup

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

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"I'm pretty lucky. I have a wife that tolerates both my lactose and bad habits."

"I'm pretty lucky. I have a wife that tolerates both my lactose and bad habits." mockup

"I'm pretty lucky. I have a wife that tolerates both my lactose and bad habits."

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'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!'

'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!' mockup

'Think of it as a buyout package, Bob...without the 'buy' and just the 'out'!'

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'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.' mockup

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

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'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

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Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains. mockup

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

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'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,' mockup

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

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"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money." mockup

"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."

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'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.' mockup

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

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"We haven't lowered our fees, but we do offer discounted grief counseling."

"We haven't lowered our fees, but we do offer discounted grief counseling." mockup

"We haven't lowered our fees, but we do offer discounted grief counseling."

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"God, I hate cows."

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"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?" mockup

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

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'I think I may be lactose intolerant.' mockup

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

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"It seems like nowadays nobody appreciates the problems facing the super-wealthy."

"It seems like nowadays nobody appreciates the problems facing the super-wealthy." mockup

"It seems like nowadays nobody appreciates the problems facing the super-wealthy."

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'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?' mockup

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

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'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.' mockup

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

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The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes. mockup

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

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'It's only temporary. My student loans didn't quite carry me until social security.'

'It's only temporary. My student loans didn't quite carry me until social security.' mockup

'It's only temporary. My student loans didn't quite carry me until social security.'

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Sir Paul McCartney warns UK Culture Secretary of live music s bleak future

Sir Paul McCartney warns UK Culture Secretary of live music s bleak future mockup

Sir Paul McCartney warns UK Culture Secretary of live music s bleak future

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"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..." mockup

"I'm full of an unspeakable sadness and it goes a little something like this..."

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Boring Inc. It was business as usual. mockup

Boring Inc. It was business as usual.

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'I know I'm a small investor. What makes me mad is that when I started with you I was a large investor."

'I know I'm a small investor. What makes me mad is that when I started with you I was a large investor." mockup

'I know I'm a small investor. What makes me mad is that when I started with you I was a large investor."

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Cheese maker

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'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.' mockup

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

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"I don't have the $39,000 I need to pay off my student loans - I don't even have the comma."

"I don't have the $39,000 I need to pay off my student loans - I don't even have the comma." mockup

"I don't have the $39,000 I need to pay off my student loans - I don't even have the comma."

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'Milk, butter, cheese, ice cream...you have too much lactose tolerance.'

'Milk, butter, cheese, ice cream...you have too much lactose tolerance.' mockup

'Milk, butter, cheese, ice cream...you have too much lactose tolerance.'

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"It started out with lactose, but now he's intolerant of everything."

"It started out with lactose, but now he's intolerant of everything." mockup

"It started out with lactose, but now he's intolerant of everything."

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'Just so you know, the spoiler alert didn't ease the pain of being dumped.'

'Just so you know, the spoiler alert didn't ease the pain of being dumped.' mockup

'Just so you know, the spoiler alert didn't ease the pain of being dumped.'

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Lactose Lamenter T-Shirts Collection

Lactose Lamenter Mugs

Looking for more dairy-inspired humor? Check out our collection of lactose lamenter mugs—funny, witty, and perfect for every milk lover with a sense of humor.

Lactose Lamenter Pillows

Bring a cozy dose of humor home with our lactose lamenter pillows—ideal for adding fun personality to any room.

Lactose Lamenter Prints

Add some dairy-inspired humor to your decor with our lactose lamenter prints—quirky, witty artwork that celebrates dairy love and laughter.