Lactose-free Enthusiast Prints

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"I'm pretty lucky. I have a wife that tolerates both my lactose and bad habits."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

New Milks

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."

"Sergio, just for you, I made this cake glucose free.... I don't know how to make glucose free."

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

"Look on the bright side -- At least it's gluten-free."

"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."

"Cut down on plastics."

"I'm going to have to ask you to leave - all of our other customers are lactose intolerant."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"In my dreams I still eat gluten..."

"Gluten free?"

Decaffeinated section.

'I stand here before you with a heavy heart. There is a growing wheat intolerance in our land, and that makes my stomach turn...But get this! They say that's what we're doing to them!'

Plastic pollution