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Clement Attlee

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Palin 2012

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

John McCain

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Tea Party and the US economy

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

International investment summit

Member of two trade unions

"I Win!!!"

Brexit and the pound

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

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Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

John Prescott

Brexit Cliff Edge

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

British PM David Cameron resigns

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

"It's going to be a tough four years."

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"The latest poll numbers must be out."

8 years of GOP economics.

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'