Laboratory Life Enthusiast Prints

"No, this isn't low temperature physics. He's just too cheap to turn on the heat."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I am not asking for directions."

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

Working On Silly String Theory.

"I feel so seen right now."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'So I left a little bit out of the genetic code when I cloned you. You're only missing a nose. What's the big deal?'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'