Laboratory Aficionado Mugs

Student to student: 'Our chemistry lab finals went well. The firemen just left.'

"What's the matter professor?" - "H2O+Sodium Chloride"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I am not asking for directions."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Plasma Ball

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

It's an experiment.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Plasma Ball

'And this is scraps.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

"I feel so seen right now."

Working On Silly String Theory.

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."