Labor Market Maven T-Shirts

"Why do you guys start getting all uptight whenever the subject of a free trade agreement comes up..?"

Muscles

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

Body Building Mishap

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."