Labor Manager Gifts

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Motivation to work

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Deadline

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Exit Next Left

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

This castle manager job better be for real.

Cheap Labour Countries.

Ever Given

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"I'm having a party at my home, and you're all invited. Bob, you'll serve drinks. Anne, you serve the food. Ted, you'll park the car..."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Time Clock

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.