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'It's a screaming ladies part.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Hanging off every word...

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Team Leader

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

Spring cleaning.

"Remember, as employees here at Auto y Rod Inc., I expect you to set a good example!"

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"Lawn fish. They're hell to get rid of."

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'