Labor Law Enthusiasts Prints

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

'I'm union. I'm serving time and a half.'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Violent Crime Statistics

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Labor Day '19

"The law is an ass...employment law, however, is an asset."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

Two lawyers in a royal court

'I take it you're looking to some extra hours!'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

'In grandfather's day, the government didn't coddle workers, and we got along just great.'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Dumping The Death Penalty

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."