Labor Law Enthusiasts Mugs

'I'm union. I'm serving time and a half.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Violent Crime Statistics

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Labor Day '19

"The law is an ass...employment law, however, is an asset."

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'I take it you're looking to some extra hours!'

Two lawyers in a royal court

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Dumping The Death Penalty

'In grandfather's day, the government didn't coddle workers, and we got along just great.'