Labor Day Pillows

'Is it labor day already?'

Men all sharing one thought: 'I do all the work around here.'

Labor Day Monday

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Nothing says 'Labor Day' like Halloween merchandise and Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

'I wanted to go to today's anti-union rally but couldn't get the time off from work. I don't have any sick days. . .'

"This is heavy!"

"It says: 'In honor of Labour Day. I want time off and a raise in my power supply.'"

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

"In honor of labor day, I want you to know how much I appreciate all tht you do to allow me to make 500 times the salary I pay you."

Labor Day 2011

"I am haunted by the thought that the workers may be unhappy."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'I'm sorry I made you stay up all night working unpaid on my apology for slavery speech.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'You would never catch ME wearing white after labor day.'

'Fair Trade, Not Free Trade!' ( A Labor Day ) ' What Now Cartoon'

'To celebrate Labor Day, you should first have a job!'

'No benefits, no time and a half. It's like we're slaves or something.'

"I always wait till Labor Day to check if he's still alive."

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

'It's a tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength and prosperity of our country.'

'Holiday's over! Everyone back to work!'

Labor day has union written all over it!"

'Why do you suppose it is, that there is a labor day, but no management day?'

Labor Day At The Bar

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."

For most, the day before school started was considered Labor Day. For Stewie's mom however, it had always been considered Independence Day.

Labor Day

'It's Labor Day. I won't require you to work overtime.'

'There's no Labor Day holiday for 'honey-do's'.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Labor Day