Labeling Connoisseur Prints

Peanuts: Warning may contain nuts

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Sculptor's chippings

S**t Threw a Goose

Satis Factory Tour

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

"It's not just a special advertising section,- it's a very special advertising section."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

"The difference between criminal geniuses and politicians is none of them are geniuses."

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

"Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."

Your big moment on Altra Gameshow

"The end is near!" "That's true!"

"Hey, wanna get kinky and read each other's catalogues?"

Donut Eating Contest

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

"Quit judging me."