Labeled-letter Enthusiast Prints

Man posting a letter in his office faced with various openings

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

"We think it had something to do with love."

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

Optometrist practical jokes

Countess writes a love letter

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

Prince.

A Misdelivered Letter

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

A man reads a woman's poetry book instead of the morning paper.

'It's THEM!'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

"...I have to close now, darling. I'm sorry Army regulations don't permit me to tell you where I am stationed now. Aloha! Jimmy."