Labeled-letter Enthusiast Prints

Man posting a letter in his office faced with various openings

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

"We think it had something to do with love."

Countess writes a love letter

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Optometrist practical jokes

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

A man reads a woman's poetry book instead of the morning paper.

A Misdelivered Letter

Prince.

'It's THEM!'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"...I have to close now, darling. I'm sorry Army regulations don't permit me to tell you where I am stationed now. Aloha! Jimmy."