Lab Rat Who Became Ceo Pillows

'I started at the bottom, running mazes in the lab.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

'I appreciate recognition...but pats on the head are demeaning.'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

Paradigm shifters company.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Grants Office Scientific Research Section.

'Never think outside the box.'

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

'How's business? Still slow?'

"We're very sorry, Templeton."

'So, tomorrow is bring your kid to work day. Now keep a close watch on him! I don't think I need to remind anyone of what happened last time he went to that lab!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

The Bacteria Bowl

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

"I married him for his intelligence, turns out that was artificial as well!"

"You're research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice"

'As part of the restructuring process, I want you to swap places.'