Lab Rat Affiliate Pillows

'Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Gym Dog

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Early Exercise Machines

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!