Lab Opening Mugs

'Please, no work boots or dirty genes.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Here comes the super-visor."

'ADN'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"I feel so seen right now."

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'It keeps me sane!'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'