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"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Pie chart"

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Food van driving through an office.

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

They were out of bagels...

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

'That lunch didn't agree with me - it wasn't tax deductable.'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

Two Teeth Talking, "Hi! We must get together and do lunch some time."