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"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Pie chart"

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Food van driving through an office.

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

They were out of bagels...

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

'That lunch didn't agree with me - it wasn't tax deductable.'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

Two Teeth Talking, "Hi! We must get together and do lunch some time."

"Next time you invite clients for beer and Pizza, make sure it's not a health food brand"