Lab Humor Lover Mugs

Frankenfish

'Marie and Pierre Curie began with several tons of pitchblende...'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'He doesn't know zilch, but he makes the best coffee in the business.'

"Now, that's the sign of a very advanced culture!"

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'If you knock down that wall there, you could create a lovely through kitchen-diner area!'

'Boy, I don't know what they've injected me with, but I feel great!'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

Yeast: Gregarious single-celled organism whose first evolutionary priority was to develop the capacity to synthesize alcohol. Usually well behaved, but can become rowdy in groups.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Perhaps the reason test drug CYM1570268 kills mice, but not people is because mice are different from people.' 'And he'll probably win a Nobel Prize for that theory.'

"It's that damned lab buzzer again. Let's just pretend we're not in."

"Profession Peabody! The love bug virus we isolated seems to be running amok!"

"Here comes Dr. Feelgood."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Bacterial Culture

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."