Lab Humor Enthusiast Mugs

"Oops!" "Never say that in a DNA lab!"

"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

'It's been running so many test for flu, strep and staph that I thnk it's come down with something.'

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Frankenfish

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

DNA Xmas.

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Bacterial Culture

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"You say genetically modified po-tay-to, I say genetically modified po-tah-to."