Lab Experiment Enthusiast Prints

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

'So I left a little bit out of the genetic code when I cloned you. You're only missing a nose. What's the big deal?'

"I am not asking for directions."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Plasma Ball

Miami Mice

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'And this is scraps.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Undercover Biophysicists

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'