Lab Assistants T-Shirts

"I just learned that is a double-blind study, which means they're actually studying the lab assistants who are studying us. It's time to be irritatingly unpredictable!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You're such a good listener."

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Good Luck!

"My homework ate my dog."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."