Kung-funatic Pillows

A fight between a Shaolin Temple devotee and a Shirley Temple devotee.

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

You're Out Of Order

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

Adios Amoebas

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

The mushroom pickers

Cat Kung Fu

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

At the retirement home for daredevils.

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

"You know I hate you, right?"

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

Water Ski Accident

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Anything I can break has to go.'

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

I love Kung Fu.