Kung Fu Aficionado Prints

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Martial Arts

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Ninja.

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"