Kosher Keeper Prints

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'Go on - they're organic!'

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Goal

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'I never drink before 6pm. Luckily it's always 6pm somewhere in the world!'

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Dog drinking out of fish bowl, "How many fish were in the bowl before I started drinking?"

'You can't keep blaming everything on the Mongol hordes.'

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."