Kombucha Pillows

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

Spontaneous Kombucha

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Bears catching fish

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The Alpha Seltzer

Snowman

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

You've Had Enough!

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Thank you bubbles

Mr Metrosexual.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I know it is of this earth...."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Dog retriving Frisbee