Kombucha Pillows

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

Spontaneous Kombucha

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Bears catching fish

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

10 K Tail-Chase

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The Alpha Seltzer

Dog Park / Cat Park

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Snowman

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

You've Had Enough!

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Mr Metrosexual.

Thank you bubbles

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I know it is of this earth...."