Kobe Bryant Admirer Gifts

Kobe Bryant

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

Bradley Wiggins

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Vampire Bat

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Bradley Wiggins

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Abraham Lincoln

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."

Jozef Golonka

Lauran Bacall

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

Rugby golden oldies.

April Fool's Day On Mount Rushmore.

Muhammad Ali

Peacock Working Out But With Feathers And Band

Teddy Roosevelt

Joachim Low

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."

"You'd like a body like mine?... Yeah, you wish!"

"Do these abs make me look gay?"

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

George Washington

Pelé

I can't talk now -- He's right here.