Knowledge Worker Pillows

"No thanks. I'm a knowledge worker."

"Too many tabs open."

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Back to school.

The intellectual.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Good luck with all the revision...

Blue Stockings

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Higher wisdom...