Knowledge Expert Pillows

"Gurus are the next peak over. This is the Wisdom of the Crowd."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

Do your research!

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Back to school.

Before the Internet

Screen Time vs Book Time

The intellectual.

Blue Stockings

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Higher wisdom...

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Dad Trophies

"Barb's such a fast reader."