Knowledge Quencher T-Shirts

"I'm thirsty for knowledge."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Continuing education.

'You know too much,'

Before the Internet

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Blue Stockings

Super Student

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Life after death"

Wikipedia...

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

I love being right.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Capital

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Lessons.