Knowledge Quencher T-Shirts

"I'm thirsty for knowledge."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Continuing education.

'You know too much,'

Before the Internet

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Blue Stockings

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Super Student

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Wikipedia...

"Life after death"

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

I love being right.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Capital

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!