"Knock knock."
Knock-knock Jokester Mugs
Start the day with a chuckle! Our knock-knock jokester mugs are packed with punny designs that will make every coffee break a little brighter and a lot funnier.
Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'
"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."
"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.
"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."
'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'
A crab with a utility knife claw
It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.
'I've only come to get my nail back.'
"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."
Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'
I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.
Drainpipe in a sombrero.
"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"
'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'
"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."
"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"
"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."
'What, not even a kiss first?'
"You idiots … we lost!"
Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).
Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.
'Todd don't be such a clown...'
"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."
'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'
Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'
Peniteniary for the terminally silly.
Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'
'I can't make it, I'm dead.'
"You know darn well my maiden name wasn't Rex. Why do you ask?"
'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'
That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!
Dry Hard with a Vengeance
"Is there a humorist in the house?"
Knock-knock Jokester Mugs Collection
Knock-knock Jokester Pillows
Brighten up your home with our humorous pillows featuring classic knock-knock jokes—fun, comfy, and full of personality.
Knock-knock Jokester Prints
Transform your space with our funny prints inspired by knock-knock jokes—ideal for fans of clever humor and creative wall art.
Knock-knock Jokester T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts collection, packed with clever knock-knock joke designs that are sure to fetch smiles and start conversations.