Knitwear Nerd Mugs

Royal Knits

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

I love embroidery

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'Happy now?'

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Cross-country knitting.

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Stitch one, pearl one...