Knitting Knucklehead Pillows

Cat making a jumper while playing with wool.

'Hello dear, what are you doing home on halloween? Shouldn't you be out on your broomstick?'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

I love embroidery

The wine-shop

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Happy now?'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Silver Surfer.

Crazy old clown cat lady.