Knighthood Admirers Mugs

"And remember, always keep two chevrons apart."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"He's his own worst enemy."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

Car joust.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'The knights are drawing closer'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

Don Quichotte

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

"And to think he started in accounting."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Unicorn Joust

Inside voice!

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Knight

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Knights