Knife Crafter Mugs

A Swiss Army Soldier.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"It was a botched surgery."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Whittlers Mother

"Remedial Karate"

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Cross-country knitting.

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I had to get braces."

School of Baristas

Knife-thrower.

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Looking Daggers

Swiss excalibur...

Wooly mammoth

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"Who's going to carve?"

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

"Bit more shoulder luv"

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake