Knead The Dough Knights Mugs

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Baking

Missing You.

Super Student

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'The knights are drawing closer'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

I love being right.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

Don Quichotte

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Unicorn Joust

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.