Kitty Thinker Pillows

Cat Philosophers

The Map of the human brain

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

PET THEORIES

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'Hard to follow...'

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Illogic Tree

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Don't look at me!'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'