Kitty Thinker Pillows

Cat Philosophers

The Map of the human brain

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

PET THEORIES

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Dreams I have had...

'Hard to follow...'

Large print e-book.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

The lesser of two evils.