Kitty Confidant T-Shirts

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

"Wait, what? What are all these videos of other cats doing on her phone?"

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm working from home today."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Your love gives me strength."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Personal Assistants.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Spa Dog

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"He's anxious to resume perpetrating his usual activities."

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

A cat composer

"I think I'm a big dog."

'Okay, I promise I won't shout at you, because you're on the couch.'