Kitsch Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, Steve, I was only dating you for the kitsch value."

'Kitschy, but I like it.'

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Pop Art

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Football Crazy strip six

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I'd say business was brisk."

'Punk Rock?'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'