Kitsch Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, Steve, I was only dating you for the kitsch value."

'Kitschy, but I like it.'

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Pop Art

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Football Crazy strip six

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Outré or simply bad?"

'Punk Rock?'

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?