Kite Flying Fan Pillows

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"I told him we needed more string."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Fly Artist

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Outside with that!'

Caliologist

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Pirates

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Extreme kites!

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Taking to the sky...

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"No, still there."

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'