Kitchen Rookies Mugs

'On second thoughts I think I'll have salad.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Kitchen Kapers

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Cooking'

Ghostbasters 3

Chef copy robot

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

Funky Chef 2

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

Egg Surprise

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

Cook and Octopus

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.