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"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Cook and her Maids

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Too much salt!'

Whipping Cream

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"Life is pointless."

Flatware Follies.

Intolerant Chef

Beard helper

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

'Somebody spiked the punch!'

'I do know the capital of France. It's the letter 'F'!'

Teapot

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

'I never criticize your cooking, Elaine... I criticize your serving!'

"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"Egg Beater"

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"