Kitchen Quickie Mugs

TV Chef Cooking Range

Counting ribs

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Chef copy robot

Cookie Surveillance

"Fridge-to-table"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

Looks like I do dishes again.

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

Cat Chores

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

Cuckoo blender

Ants take cheese and grater

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?"

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

"What town are we in??"

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'Freeze Dried Nothing®. Directions: To make something out of NOTHING®, just add water.'