Kitchen Gadget Fans Prints

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"You're never home."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

The secret lives of household things.

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Fridge-to-table"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"To toast!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

Tin Opening

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Onion Guillotine

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'