Kitchen Gadget Fans Prints

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"You're never home."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

The secret lives of household things.

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"Fridge-to-table"

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Tin Opening

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Onion Guillotine

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"To toast!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Pigboy makes use of a box.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'