Kitchen Escapade Enthusiast Prints

The prison-food was so bad, the inmates decided to smuggle in a cordon bleu chef!

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Rump roast?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'