Kitchen Disaster Artist Mugs

'Is it still edible?'

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"

Is that pancake ready yet?

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Hello?"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

"Do you mind if your soup is a bit crunchy?"

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

Dave's How to Puke Book.

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"Your dinner will be later than expected, but how much later depends on where you go for it."

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."