Kitchen Confidante Prints

'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'

French suppers.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

Baker Romance

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Salt and Pepper

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Wedding Chefs

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Do you have an Isa?"

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

'I think he's had it with dry dog food.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Cook and Octopus

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."